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This picture from about a year ago totally sums up this post
Old Quotes
-Don't tell me no
-Don't worry Mama
-Remember that?
-I have boogers
-Did a lion bite you? (Mommy had a Band Aid)
-It is fun for me
-Don't look me that look (6/2/13)
-I need Scum-screen (supposed to be "sun screen")
-I'm hot, I got to sit here, I got to get energy (lasted 2 secs on park bench)
-What the heck is going on here?! (Random at park)
-I don't have any more numbers! (Counting in Spanish to 10)
-It's totally fun!! (1st time on swings)
-Get out of my face sun, that is not nice
-There's a witch in my body (watching performance art on America's Got Talent)
-I have millions of dollars (opening a birthday card with $3 in it for 3rd birthday)
-I'm taking a haircut (Instead of shortcut)
-Ow! Ow! This is killing me!
-I was in there all night and now I have raisin hands. (After a 10 min bath)
-They got new batteries. (For the gates at daycare that did not work for a month)
-Don't give me a raspberry, that is disgusting! (6/22/13)
- Why did you put those in the trashcan?! (6/22/13- putting Colin's birth announcements in the mailbox)
-I'm a big girl, when I was little I had short hair! (6/22/13 - after being told she was too little to sit in the big part of the grocery cart)
-Daddy, you're a good finder! (6/22/13-while searching & finding Cheerios at grocery store)
-Yay, Mommy! You're all better! Give me a hug...(sweetly). (6/24/13-referencing Ness no longer being pregnant/fat)
-I need binoculars so I can see Amber's house, just little binoculars. (Pronounced: By-knock-o-lurs)
-I'm not being bossy, I'm just yelling (6/28/13)
-I'm ready for action! (7/9/13 - after drinking her milk)
-A little help, please! (7/11/13 - Trying to open the blinds)
-Put that wine down please! (7/12/13 - Talking to Daddy who was drinking beer; wanted to play with ball outside)
-It's in the forest! (7/12/13 - Threw ball under the deck)
-I can't see any people, where is me?! (7/12/13 - taking bath and getting water in eyes)
-You better be careful in there, I have a loof toof and it will fall out and I'll put it under my bed! (7/17/13 - While brushing her teeth well before any loose teeth)
-Those trucks are broken and that one is fixed. (7/20/13 - at Walmart, 2 trucks didn't have cabs attached to the trailer and one did)
-Daddy, I'm so proud of me too! (7/20/13 - after peeing in cup for 3yr appt check-up)
-No Poppa, it's p- p- p- snack! (7/21/13 - Trying to tell Poppa how to say the word snack)
-Daddy, eat this pizza, it has chicken and gummy bears on it. (7/22/13 - wanting daddy to eat a puzzle piece, calling it pizza)
-Daddy, you are a mess! (7/29/13 - being pulled in a wagon and mad because we hit a bump and “Pudding”(the stuffed pony) fell, he was looking for bugs to eat!)
-OH MY COOOOKIES (instead of Oh my goooosh)
-You guys are bugging me! (8/21/13 - Mommy and Daddy apparently giving too many hugs and kisses at bedtime)
-Ewww can you turn the fan on? (8/22/13 - as she's going #2)
-Because your heartbeat loves it! (8/22/13 - when asked why she gave daddy a random hug)
-Grandma, I'm dead, can you check my belly to see if its going up and down (9/13/13 - as she lays on the stairs with her tongue hanging out)
-HEY! Who turned out the lights?!?! (9/14/13 - after daddy threw her shirt over her head while getting dressed)
-Grandma, that doesn't make any sense to me! (9/20/13 - while trying to get her to eat)
-Don't worry daddy, I'll be fine. (9/27/13 - when asked if she needed her sunglasses)
-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?! (9/27/13 - when playing in her kitchen and wondering what happened to the french fries for the container)
-Wow, it's foggy! I can't even breave! (10/01/13) - while walking out to car to go to school
-Don't worry daddy....be happy! (Random)
-I'm going to watch Chuggington, I don't want to see that poop...EWW! (10/10/13 - after Colin has an amazing blow-out)
-Look it's Duck Dynasty (10/26/13 - when seeing a pair of shoes that were camo)
-Mommy, did somebody poop? I think Colin pooped! (10/26/13 - smelling broccoli being steamed)
-Daddy, I've been waiting for you to ask me that.....(hands held out wide and theatrical) (10/27/13 - When asked "Do you have a frog in your throat?" after saying my throat hurts like there is a frog in it)
-That caterpillar is going to be a be-u-tiful butterfly! (10/27/13 - after spotting a wooly bug crossing the bike path and wanting to watch it, finally touched it and held it...then threw it on the ground and screamed)
-Grandma, you're killing me! (01/26/14 - Grandma was helping out with bathtime and Cadence was hyper so Grandma was making a face of astonishment)
-You're cracking me up, laughing! (01/27/14 as Mommy was drying her hair)
-She doesn't have a dress, so she doesn't look beautiful (1/29/14-watching Wheel of Fortune and disappointed by Vanna's choice of a shiny pants suit)
-Whoa! They're big! (1/29/14 - talking about a tall couple who came to pick up their baby at daycare). Then proceeded to say she was scared, but then ended up telling the husband about her soccer lesson!
-I'm not your girlfriend, I'm Jonah's girlfriend! (2/4/14 - Cadence's reply to Mommy at daycare when she told her, "Come on girlfriend! We have to go get your brother!")
-Why are they not getting back together?! (2/8/14 - listening to Taylor Swift "never ever getting back together")
-Do you have any fruit snacks here? (2/8/14 - asking the waitress at Barley's for dessert)
-It's OK daddy, the cold never bothered me anyway (2/13/14 - after being told to run into daycare because brother was cold. A reference to Elsa in Frozen)
-Then I won't be fabulous anymore! (3/7/14 - after being told not to bang her twinkle toes shoes together because it would knock off the sparkles)
-Here daddy, you can use the white...the white doesn't work! (3/8/14 - while coloring a picture)
-Cadence: "The moon is so big." Daddy: "Why do you think it's so big Cadence?" Cadence: "Because it ate jellybeans, Duh!"
-"Sammich you need to say". (John Mayer song "Say what you need to say")
-Cheating means they had no sense in your head
-If daddy knows more, then he's cheating
-You've already told me a thousand times! (5/29/14 - when Daddy said he would get water from downstairs at bedtime)
-Cadence: Are we almost home?
-Mommy: Don't you know the way home yet?
-Cadence: No, I'm not a mommy!
(6/2/14 - on our way home from school)
-I don't know how to fall asleep! (6/8/14 - Cadence had been in bed for over an hour and couldn't fall asleep - she had taken a 4 hour nap that day because we thought she was getting sick)
-Poppa, I’m going to take a nap - look at my boobies! (7/3/14 - after stripping down to take a nap b/c “I will sweat!”)
-This is a really good ab workout for me, you guys….ya know?!? (7/2/14 - while being pushed back and forth on Planes airplane and having to hold her feet in the air to keep from tripping)
-Don't let Scarlet jump on Vaishnaivee or her mom because they talk English! (7/17/14 - while discussing how we can have a play date with a friend from school who's Indian)
-Did you know Georgia O’Keeffe, her art style is American modernism…and Ms. Whitney’s favorite painting is the Poppy. (7/22/14 - while swimming in the pool and discussing her address and that the lives in the state of Ohio, which led to reminding her of the state of Georgia (I presume that is the brain flow))
-It looks like an acorn! (9/20/14 - while taking a bath with Colin and he was playing with himself)
-The TV's too sunny (9/22/14 - one morning in our bedroom when she woke up early and we let her watch TV in our bed)
-I love you, but the smell of your food is yucky (10/5/14 - daddy eating omelet for breakfast)
-I was sitting with Blake. It was so sweet. We're in love. (10/7/14 - at daycare pick up)
-Justin Timberlake sounds like a girl, doesn't he? (10/7/14 - while listening to "Suit & Tie”)
-I’m prasticking (sp?) (10/11/14 - instead of practicing when doing various things)
-Only little kids can do my dance moves, not adults, they will hurt themselves. And only skinny kids - and I’m skinny….I’m mini too! (10/13/14 - A reference to being called skinny-mini, and then randomly started naming dance moves with made up words)
-George is going to be mad at mommy because she can't work anymore (10/30/14 - because mommy is leaving early for Halloween party at school)
-Oh forget it dad, you don't get what I'm saying. (10/30/14 - b/c I didn't know why George was going to be mad)
-Q: (Dad) How do you remember everything? / A: (Cadence) Because I’m smart…and I had a cheese tortilla last night! (10/30/14 - related to how she remembered everyone’s names)
-I wanted to be pretty and smart so God made me the way I wanted to be...but Alex O wanted to be mean, and he is. (11/9/14 - random conversation during dinner)
-I don't like sleeping...it's boring...it's not my favorite thing to do. (11/20/14 - while in bed after she woke up too early)
-Grandma - Cadence, can you go get my soda, please?
-Cadence - What's a soder?
-Grandma - My Pepsi! (11/29/14)
-Mommy-Cadence, where do you think chicken nuggets come from? They come from chickens.
-Cadence - No, they come from McDonalds! (12/26/14)
-Eww! I have Play-doh in my mouth! I accidentally did it on purpose! (1/18/15 - As she eats a snack and plays at the same time)
-“Walk like a magician” (instead of Egyptian) (2/9/15 - standing in the bathroom, on her stool, brushing her teeth. Doing the arm motions for the dance and not realizing that it was Egyptian)
- Mommy, do you want a ‘V’ for your v-v-name? (2/15/15 - giving stickers out to everyone for their names)
- I have lots of stuff on...I'm like Baymax (2/28/15 - after getting her snow suit on in reference to the movie Big Hero 6)
- He hit me in the nose! That is where I sniff! (3/24/15 - I accidentally made Colin's head hit Cadence in the nose while holding him and letting Cadence blow a raspberry on his face)
- On grandma Friday we're going to do the driveway thing! (3/26/15 - after driving by a McDonalds and Cadence talking about the drive through)
- Daddy: Who's coming over?
Cadence: My friends...you know, my people! (3/28/15 - Cadence "talking" to her friends on the fake phone)
- My head hurts. Madie kept asking me to play with her all day. It made my brain hurt! (3/31/15)
